Since the film
Grindhouse came out , I got a lot of emails from
websites and fans. They want to know what I consider
the top ten grindhouse films. Since the term”
grindhouse “ encompasses at least 15 or more
different genres, picking a top ten would be next to
impossible.
The good folks at Scars have given
me a forum, so to speak, to steer you, the fan , in
the right direction. When you figure that we have
Horror, Sci-Fi, Biker, Women in Prison, Slashers,
Spaghetti Westerns, Euro Shoot ‘em ups, Porn, Teen
JD epics, ect, the list could go on and on. And it
does.
There is so much out
there right now, that it’s a film junkie’s wet
dream. So let 42P be your twisted tour guide as we
paddle through the sludge of some of the greatest
exploitation films ever made.
Woman’s Prison
Massacre 1983 Starring Laura Gemser as Emanuelle,
Directed by the late sleazemeister, Bruno Mattei.
One of the wildest
of all the WIP flicks. Reporter, Emanuelle is framed
and sent to prison after she gets the goods on a
corrupt politician.
We have the usual
nudity and lesbian hyjinks until three male
prisoners, led by Crazy Boy Henderson( Gabriele
Tinti, Gemser’s real life husband) take over the
prison. Mayhem ensues with throat slashings, rapes,
castrations, and the most horrific Russian roulette
scene ever committed to film. The uncut version of
this film is available from Shock O Rama
Mad Doctor of Blood
Island 1968 Starring John Ashley, Angelique
Pettyjohn ( Star Trek) Directed by Eddie Romero.
Second in the Blood
Island Trilogy. A true Drive In classic. The
prologue instructs the viewer to take the Green
Blood Oath, ensuring that you won’t become a “ green
blooded monster”
Dr. Lorca has turned
his former friend, Don Ramon, into a nasty monster.
He treated his friend’s leukemia by injecting him
with a chemical that turns him into a mentally
unstable green monster that drips slimy green blood.
Ramon escapes into the jungle where he plays
annoying practical jokes on anyone who tries to
ferret him out. Heads, arms and legs are ripped off
and entrails are scattered about. There is some
nudity and a pretty intense sex scene between Ashley
and Pettyjohn. Lorca, Don Ramon, and Ashley returned
in the sequel , Beast of Blood. Available from
Image
Northville Cemetery
Massacre 1976 a biker film in which the bikers are
the good guys and the cops are scumbags. A cop rapes
a girl and tells her father that the bikers did it.
They enlist a big game hunter and pick off the
bikers with high powered rifles.
The bikers are
constantly harassed by the police and some are just
gunned down in cold blood. The climax is a biker
funeral , were the club hides guns in the casket.
When the cop, the father, and the hunter attack the
club with a helicopter, the bloodbath ensues. Even
the biker chics are gunned down. One of the few
films to portray bikers as the good guys. The
Scorpions Motor Cycle Club stared. The original
poster had a fat, redneck cop on it , holding a
shogun. The tagline was “ The Day Law & Order Went
Berserk”. Available from VCI
The Cut Throats 9
1972 Starring Robert Hundar and Emma Cohen Directed
by Joaquin Luis Romero Marchent. “Possibly the Most
Violent Euro Western Ever Made” quote from The
Psychotronic Video Guide. You ain’t kidding, this is
one rough ride indeed. This was playing at the
bottom half of a double bill at The Hollywood
Theater in East Orange. I don’t remember the main
feature as I passed out due to drinking a pint of
T-Bird. When I woke up, this was on.
This was one vicious
movie. Nine criminals are chained together in a
wagon. The are ambushed, their guards are brutally
killed by throat slashing, shootings and one guys
head is beaten into jelly by a rifle butt. The gang
is pissed because there is no gold to be robbed. The
gold is actually the chains that hold the prisoners.
As the chain gang
treks across the frozen tundra, they amuse
themselves by killing each other off in various
gruesome ways. Head shots, strangling, burning,
disembowelments are all in this catalog of cruelty.
Currently out of print, Cut Throats is going for big
money on Ebay.
Forced Entry 1972
starring Harry Reams( as Tim Long) and Laura Cannon.
Directed by Shaun Costello.
A real libido
crusher that was the first porn/ horror hybrid. It
was also the first deranged Vietnam Vet on a rampage
film. It was also the first film to use real war
footage. When Reems sees a crowd on the street, they
become Vietnamese villagers. This film sat around
for a couple of years because no one would touch
it.
When it finally got
released, it made the rounds of the Times Square
porn grinders. Live sex show performers, many who
were down and out Vietnam vets, turned their backs
to it. Reems performance was so convincing, and , he
took so much heat for it, that he never played a
psycho driven character again.
Entry virtually
disappeared after the Meese Commission purge. It
showed up on grainy bootleg VHS tapes from dubious
mail order companies. While purusing Ebay, I saw a
16mm print for sale. My partner in my 8mm Madness
series had bid on it. I contacted him and told him
the importance of this film and that I would back
him up with cash if need be. We got it and it’s out
courtesy of After Hours Cinema.
So there’s a little
taste for you fans. Hopefully I’ll be able to shine
some light on more obscure gems from the golden days
of the grindhouse . Later, 42P